Walmart Shopping List

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🛒 HOUSEHOLD SHOPPING LIST

Prepared by Ava. Reviewed by Everyone. Argued about by Yogianna.

EUGENE 🐼

  • Honey Nut Cheerios x 12 boxes (non-negotiable)
  • Frosted Mini-Wheats x 6 boxes
  • Fruit Loops x 4 boxes
  • More Cheerios (just in case)
  • Bamboo shoots (Ava added this. Eugene crossed it out)

MEDVED 🦊

  • Earl Grey Tea x 6 boxes
  • Dark Chocolate 90% cocoa minimum
  • Raspberry Jam – Serbian brand preferred
  • Batteries AA x 48 (Ava note: why do you need 48)
  • USB Drives x 20 (Ava note: why?)
  • Extension cords (Ava note: MEDVED)

YOGIANNA 🐻

  • Organic Scottish smoked salmon
  • French Brie – proper Brie, not the plastic wrapped kind
  • Medjool dates
  • Sparkling mineral water – French, not Canadian
  • Fresh cut peonies from the Floral Department
  • Thread count check on any household linens (not a food item Yogianna)

OUTBACK BEAR 🐨

  • Tim Tams (Ava note: these are Australian, Walmart may not have them)
  • Vegemite (see above note)
  • Lamingtons (Ava note: definitely not at Walmart)
  • Eucalyptus tea
  • Whatever biscuits look most like Tim Tams (Outback Bear’s backup plan)
  • Extra Hammock Cusions

DANGER BEAR 💙

  • Pancake Mix x 8 boxes (emergency supplies)
  • Maple Syrup x 6 bottles
  • First Aid Kit (we have 4 Danger Bear)
  • Batteries (Medved already has batteries)
  • Laminating Pouches x 200
  • Flashlights x 6 (Medium situation preparedness)
  • Backup pancake mix (in case of very big situation)

GEORGIA 🦍

  • Bananas x 47
  • More bananas
  • Strawberries
  • Pink Sprinkles (for what, Georgia?)
  • Tulle fabric (this is not a grocery item)
  • Bananas (Georgia added this 3 times)

AVA & PERMAFROSTIA 👩‍👩

  • Coffee – strong
  • More coffee
  • Tylenol
  • Wine (Permafrostia added this)
  • More wine (Permafrostia added this also)

GENERAL HOUSEHOLD

  • Bread, milk, eggs, butter
  • Cereal (Eugene has this covered)
  • Fruit and Vegetables
  • Replacement chandelier bulbs x 12
  • Superglue
  • Replacement chandelier x 1

Note from Ava: We are going to Walmart, not a European food market. Manage your expectations. All of you.

Note from Yogianna: I have never managed my expectations and I do not intend to start.