• Grizzly Bear
• Head of Household
• Pearl Enthusiast
• Fabric Consultant
• Motorized Cart Operator

Yogianna runs Bear House. She has always run Bear House. She will always run Bear House. This was never discussed or voted upon. It simply became true the moment she walked into a room for the first time and everyone instinctively understood the natural order of things. Yogianna is a grizzly bear of considerable distinction. She wears a pearl necklace at all times — real pearls, naturally — and a pink cardigan of impeccable quality. She has sensitivities about fabric. These are not preferences or opinions. They are medical facts and she will document them if required. She opened the front door when the nannies first arrived and welcomed them with the gracious authority of someone who had organized this entire event and expected it to go smoothly. It did not go smoothly. Permafrostia fainted. Georgia launched herself at Ava. Eugene was on the chandelier. Yogianna considers this a reasonable first impression given the circumstances.

The Walmart incident is not something Yogianna discusses in detail. What can be confirmed is that she identified the motorized cart immediately, assessed its capabilities accurately, and used it with complete authority throughout the store. The clothing section required attention. She gave it attention. The fabric quality was unacceptable. She made this known. She found one silk blend scarf that met her standards. She purchased it. She wears it regularly. It was worth the trip. She was overruled on the birthday cake by Medved’s millefeuille suggestion, which she privately admitted was an excellent choice, and then watched her perfect French patisserie creation receive a fondant banana, chandelier, laptop, flowchart, boomerang, three flamingos and a tiny rapper saying Yo Queen. She described this as an eclectic artistic vision. She meant it as a compliment. Mostly.

Favourite fabric:

Cashmere, silk, anything French.

Known weakness:

Millefeuille, pearl necklaces, secretly leaving pancakes for small wolves.

Special skill:

Running everything, withering gaze, motorized cart operation.

Personal motto:

Standards exist for a reason.” 🐻

“The patisserie,” said Yogianna, looking at the fondant rapper on her perfect millefeuille, “will never know.” She smoothed her pearl necklace. She ate her slice first. It was, she confirmed privately, the finest cake she had ever tasted. 🌟

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